Who ordered the sour milk?
The Material Girl obviously needs more material. Why the 53 year old pop singer chose to pull out her saggy friend for a crowd in Turkey last week is anyone's guess, but I'm glad I wasn't there. I prefer to keep my turkey in my stomach where it belongs.
I'm hoping that this doesn't start a new trend among older women.
"I saw Madonna in concert last week. She was amazing!"
I'm worried that this Madonna stunt could cause a worldwide epidemic. All of a sudden, hoards of over 50 women (aka:Your Mom) pulling out their saggy, well past their expiration, fun bags out for all the world to view? I'd rather get my face eaten off by a bath salt addict in Miami.
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